The Plan: Arrive in Madrid,
stay one night in Hostal Barrerra.
It's walking distance from the Atocha train station, as well as the Art
Walk, where the big three art museums of Madrid are located: the Prado,
the Thyssen-Bornemisza Museum and the Reina Sofia. Get
to the hotel by noon, where we would meet up with our daughter Amber, on
semester break from her junior year abroad in Munich. Visit the Prado,
visit tapas bars in the evening. |
Weather: absolutely gorgeous! Sunny and warm, about 21
Centigrade (70F). |
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The airplane trip on bankrupt airline US Airways went by without a
hitch, except that the overseas leg of the flight was completely full (where
plane trips are concerned, the optimistic point of view is "half-empty"
rather than "half-full"). Unfortunately, we made the mistake of taking
the bus from the airport to our hotel. In retrospect, we should have taken
the Metro, or better yet, a taxi. But we located the bus first, and it
seemed to be both convenient and inexpensive, so we hopped aboard. I had
instructions for getting to our hotel by bus, but when we were dropped
in the Plaza Colon in downtown Madrid, we had no idea where to catch bus
#27. However, it was an unexpectedly beautiful day in Madrid, so we didn't
mind strolling around a bit. We walked completely around the Plaza Colon
before we found the bus stop we were looking for, pulling our rolling luggage.
Quite a long walk, but it's a very attractive little park with fountains
and immense cyclopean sculptures and monuments, so this was pleasant enough. |
Our problems began when our bus arrived. When we started to get on
the bus with our luggage (one rolling backpack each), the driver glared
at us and unleashed an angry torrent of Spanish. He seemed to be upset
about the luggage, but we couldn't understand what he was saying with our
primitive grasp of tourist Spanish. I pointed at the bags and asked, "Si
or no?" He unleashed another torrent of Spanish, then took our money (glared
again when he saw that he needed to make change), then gestured toward
the back of the bus. Hardly a pleasant introduction to Madrid. We climbed
on the bus and hauled our bags to the back, where there was actually an
area that appeared to be set aside for luggage (or possibly wheelchairs
or bikes). Anyway, there was plenty of room for the bags without inconveniencing
anyone. I have no idea why the driver was so hostile. The bus was by no
means full, but it seemed like the passengers (downtown business types)
were all glaring at us too. I can only surmise that they felt that travelers
with luggage did not belong on their downtown bus route. |
Things continued to get worse as we realized that cities in Spain do
not have street signs of the sort that Americans are used to, so we had
no idea where we were. We missed our stop and got out at the end of the
bus route (giving the driver one more opportunity to yell at us when we
didn't get off immediately), and found ourselves in a somewhat dubious
part of town. As we stood staring at a large transit map and trying to
orient ourselves, a helpful passerby stopped to ask if we needed directions
(in Spanish, of course, but I knew enough to handle that). After a little
conversation he directed us down into the nearby Metro station. We stepped
onto the escalator. A few seconds later the crowded escalator lurched to
a halt, causing everybody to bump into each other. Strangely enough, our
new friend was right behind us, offering to help carry our bags down. We
said no and he ran off. It wasn't until we got to the bottom of the escalator
that Richard discovered that his wallet was missing. *sigh*
When we looked back we saw that the escalator was running again. Clearly
it hadn't broken - someone (guess who) had pushed the stop button. Fortunately,
Richard's passport and cash card were not in his wallet, but he lost his
driver's license and all the cash he had on him, and was in a bad mood
for the rest of the day. |
We have now reached the absolute low point of
the day. We're exhausted, lost, and the only person who has been
nice to us since we arrived in Spain was planning to rob us. We studied
the subway map, figured out what subway line we wanted, and I asked
the lady in the ticket booth how to get there. She not only gave us directions
in patient pidgin Spanish, she came out of her booth to show us how to
use the subway tickets and to open a little side gate to make it easier
to get our bags through. Okay, now a second person has been nice to us,
and she did not rip us off. Things are looking up. Turns out that the Madrid
Metro is very good. We used it for all our transportation needs after that,
and never had to wait longer than 3 minutes for a train. Trains are fast,
quiet, reasonably clean, and (surprisingly, in smoke-friendly Spain) non-smoking.
We got to our subway stop fairly quickly, then had to guess which direction
to go from there. As usual, we guessed wrong. Eventually I got up my nerve
to ask a passerby "Donde esta Hostal Barrera?" and he was nice to us too.
Better yet, he pointed us in the right direction. |
We finally arrived at our hotel about 90 minutes late. Amber was waiting
for us anxiously, having put the time to good use making friends with the
manager, a nice woman named something like Luciana. Amber's Spanish
is not nearly as good as her German, but she seemed to be doing a fine
job of communicating with Luciana. She had explained that her parents spoke
no Spanish, were not terribly bright, and were almost certainly lost, so
everybody in the little lobby greeted us with great warmth and excitement
when we finally showed up. I performed an impassioned rendition of our
recent adventures using a combination of pantomime and fractured turista
Spanish. We learned that the Spanish word for pickpocket is "carterista,"
and Amber was much impressed with my grasp of Spanish, all of which had
been learned from tourist phrasebooks and LearnSpanish.com
during
the months before the trip. |
We were very happy with the Hostal
Barrera, which I had found on the Internet (Eurocheapo.com).
It was about 60 Euros for a triple (double room with rollaway). The room
was a little small for 3 people but pretty, with a private bath, plenty
of hot water, and a window onto a relatively quiet alley. It was indeed
within easy walking distance of the Atocha train station and the Big Three
art museums. I would recommend it, with the following caveats: it did not
have air conditioning, which didn't matter at all in March but would be
pretty important in the summer months. And, like most of the hostals we
stayed in, nobody spoke English. |
The evening was lovely. We walked down
to the Prado and managed to see about half of it. The museum itself
is just what a museum should be - a stately cathedral of a building with
cool, quiet rooms, perfect lighting, and massive wooden benches where you
can rest your feet while you contemplate the artwork surrounding you. In
the European tradition, art students had set up easels in many of the rooms
and were industriously copying the famous paintings. The El Greco collection
is stunning. No matter how many El Greco paintings you have seen in books,
it doesn't prepare you for the impact of a room completely lined with the
12-foot-tall originals. I'm not sure I really LIKE El Greco - the dead-looking
flesh, distorted limbs, and tortured expressions start to get to you after
a couple dozen paintings. But it sure is impressive. After the cumulative
effect of the El Greco rooms, the Valesquez collection was a breath of
fresh air. I hadn't known much about his painting before the Prado - now
he is one of my favorites. His paintings range from mannered portraits
and religious art to funny, bawdy story paintings, but all of them vibrate
with life. I was also very taken with two paintings by Jose Ribera, an
artist I had never even heard of. Both were huge paintings of tortured
gods or demi-gods, rendered as profoundly human. Oddly enough, I didn't
find these paintings anywhere near as depressing as the El Grecos. We were
disappointed by the first few rooms of Goyas, which struck as as poorly
drawn and grotesquely ugly, so we went back to the Renaissance. I think
we hit Goya's "black paintings" first, which may have been a mistake. After
looking at more Goya online, I think I might have liked his earlier work
better, before he got old and bitter and deaf. Or maybe I had just had
my fill for the day of the fascination with torture, suffering and bloody
conflict that runs through pretty much everything in the Spanish aesthetic.
Don't get me wrong - I like Dark - but enough is enough. |
After the Prado we stopped for a quick tapas
supper at a completely undistinguished local bar/restaurant. The
food wasn't particularly good, but it was too early for many locals to
be eating, which made it quick and easy to get service without smoke or
crowds. I think this is where we discovered the first great secret of eating
out in Spain - the house wine. For about 1 Euro a glass ("una copa de vino"),
you get wine that would cost at least $7 a glass back home. We usually
ordered "vino blanco" and got a different local wine each time. By this
time (about 7pm, I think), the little shops were opening back up for their
evening hours, so we set out looking for Spanish decks of cards. I had
looked up the Spanish for "deck of cards" beforehand, and it was a good
thing, since we encountered only one English-speaker during our little
tour of local shops. We did eventually acquire two card decks with distinctive
Spanish art and Spanish suits (Cups, Swords, Hearts and Clubs. Not cloverleafs,
big ugly clubs): one "French deck" (52 cards) and one "Spanish deck" (40
cards). The shops were small and the clerks were friendly, so this was
fun. Then back to the hotel where we did our best to sleep off the jet
lag. Other than the pickpocket incident and the nasty bus driver, it was
a good day. |
The Plan: take the bullet train to Seville, spend the afternoon
seeing the Cathedral and riding around in the horse-drawn carriages, then
spend the evening tapas-crawling; maybe catch some Flamenco. |
Weather: still gorgeous - partly sunny and about 21C. |
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Breakfast was great. We took the Metro
to the Puerta del Sol, a big beautiful plaza ringed with historic
buildings, tacky tourist shops, and outdoor cafes. Had breakfast at the
Cafe Europa, a slightly overpriced but very pleasant outdoor cafe located
a few yards off the main square on an attractive walking mall. I think
this was where we discovered the second great joy of Spanish cuisine, cafe
con leche, which is kind of like capuccino without the extra foam. I usually
don't add sugar to my coffee, but this stuff is so strong that sugar is
a necessity. The result is a delicious, highly efficient caffeine delivery
system. The weather was still glorious, and we enjoyed the view of the
plaza and the peculiar Bear-in-Honey-Tree statue that is apparently
the symbol of Madrid. |
We Metro-ed back to our hotel, checked out and meandered down to the
Atocha
train station, intending to catch the AVE bullet train to Seville.
Here
we encountered an unpleasant surprise that not one of the
guidebooks I had read had warned us about. The trains to Seville were completely
sold out for the rest of the day. We learned later that this is a common
occurrence on the weekends - apparently everybody in Madrid would
rather be in Seville on their days off. About the only thing we could have
done about that was to have gotten up very early and bought our tickets
first thing in the morning. You can't buy tickets a day ahead on the Spanish
rail system - you just have to be first in line. And the lines are long,
smoky and generally unpleasant. The train station seemed really cool when
we first got there, with its antique exterior, 3-story vaulted glass roof
and the huge tropical garden in the middle. However, after 3 hours waiting
in lines and trying to get information from Spanish-only information desks,
it wasn't that much fun anymore. We considered trying to take the bus,
but there appeared to be no way to find out if the buses were also sold
out except to go to the bus station (wherever that was) and wait in line
to find out. So we gave up and rented a car for the day, a procedure that
seemed to have an inordinate number of steps and took almost an hour. |
Driving out of Madrid was nightmarish, especially since I hadn't had
time to get used to the car (a 6-speed Nissan) before being immersed in
frantic traffic and unfamiliar traffic signs. However, once out of Madrid
it was clear sailing. Spanish highways are excellent, and Spanish drivers
behave perfectly reasonably, much better than I had expected from my preconceptions
about European driving. The car was surprisingly peppy, and the 6 gears
kept me entertained throughout what turned out to be about a 6 hour drive.
I drove the whole thing, since Richard had lost his driver's license in
Madrid, and we had the idea that Amber was not supposed to drive the rental
car, being only 20. The scenery was pretty dreary for the first hour, then
became moderately scenic once we were clear of the surprisingly extensive
urban blight around Madrid. Mostly high plains with mountains at the edge. |
Stopped for lunch at a pleasant little bar/restaurant in the middle
of nowhere. We had the place pretty much to ourselves, and enjoyed an inexpensive
meal of soup and salad, both of which were excellent. The salad was like
a good antipasto, with wonderful local olives. The young Brazilian waiter
was extremely friendly, and seemed excited about practicing his English
(which was actually quite good good). We bought a couple of kinds of homemade
cookie-like items to munch on during the trip. They were tasty, but both
varieties turned out to be very crumbly, disintegrating in the bag and
all over the car when we ate them. |
It was dark long before we got to Seville, and we didn't have a place
to stay. Fortunately, I had a list of moderately priced hotels that I had
researched on the Internet, and Amber had her cell phone. The first place
she called had vacancies. Amber did a great job of negotiating the
phone call (like almost all the hostals we dealt with, the clerk spoke
no English), but she panicked a little when he asked for a credit card
to make a reservation and we didn't have one handy, and she was convinced
he had gotten mad and hung up on her. We had a little trouble figuring
out how to return the car at the Seville airport. The signage regarding
rental cars was sparse and confusing. We followed a Hertz sign into a parking
lot, then could find no sign of a car return. We parked the car in an empty
Hertz slot (which turned out to be the correct thing to do), then went
back to the entrance looking for some help. Amber, our intrepid translator,
was getting a little tired so she asked the first employee-like individual
that we encountered "Habla Ingles?" He answered, "Nein, Allemagne," and
Amber's face lit up. When she answered him in German, his face lit up too
and they had a happy reunion of German-speakers. He directed us (in German)
to the well-concealed Hertz office, and we eventually disposed of the car.
After our unfortunate experience with public transportation in Madrid,
we opted for a taxi this time, but almost changed our minds when we saw
the length of the taxi line! Fortunately, it moved faster than we expected,
and within 20 minutes we had a cab-- with a remarkably surly driver. Amber,
however, hopped into the front seat and proceeded to make the most
of her rusty 2nd-year Spanish and her charming smile. By the time we got
to our hotel the two of them were chattering away like old friends. |
The
Hostal Arias turned out to be an excellent choice, right in the old
Santa Cruz quarter. The lobby and stairsteps were covered with attractive
Spanish tile, and the room was simple but comfortable. The desk clerk was
nice enough - certainly not mad at us. For 55 Euros we got 3 beds, a private
bath (with a balcony!), and even a small television. We ventured out into
the charming, twisty little streets to sample the much-vaunted nightlife
of Sevilla, but we were too tired to stay up late enough to see much of
it (night life in Spain doesn't really get going until midnight). We had
a good time wandering around, and sampled some very tasty tapas and excellent
vino blanco. The weather was still warm enough to eat at the outdoor tables,
and since we were out early (about 9:30), the crowds were light (which
suits us just fine). Back at the hotel we amused ourselves by flipping
through the channels and trying to decipher what looked like a really funny
claymation-style Spanish political satire. |
The Plan: train to Malaga, pick up our rental car and drive to Frigiliana. |
After all the problems in Madrid we were apprehensive about getting
a train, but this time there was no problem except for an idiotic wait-in-line-twice
system of ticket-purchasing and an unusually mean ticket clerk. Once we
had our tickets we scrounged up a little breakfast: dry ham sandwiches
and coffee con leche. At 11:30 am in a major train station, no other food
was available. This train was the mid-range TALGO (fast but not a bullet
train), but it was surprisingly comfortable and quiet. They even had no-smoking
cars. Spaniards are irrepressible public smokers, so this was a pleasant
surprise. Towards the end of the trip somebody opened the door to an adjoining
smoking car and our car quickly filled up with smoke - I don't think I
would have survived a trip in the smoking car! The trip took between 2
and 3 hours, and the scenery ranged from pleasant to spectacular. The trip
through the final mountain range was amazing - tunnels and steep valleys,
sometimes with surprising little towns hidden in the interior of the range.
I thoroughly enjoyed the trip. Richard, unfortunately, was coming down
with a bad cold, so it wasn't as much fun for him. |
The airport in Malaga, where we had to pick up our car, turned out
to be an easy trip by train. It took an awful lot of searching to find
the rental car desk, however. As in Seville, there weren't any signs at
all. Richard stayed with the luggage, while Amber and I located the Avis
desk. This involved hiking across a parking lot, into a large unmarked
building, walking to the far side of a cavernous parking ramp and into
an unmarked hallway. There we were questioned by a security guard, who,
as usual, spoke no English. He checked our passports, asked to see proof
of our car reservation, and put us through a metal detector. What was on
the other side of this remarkable security? Nothing but an airport ticketing
level and a bunch of rental car desks. Go figure. Fortunately, Amber and
I were feeling fine and enjoyed the adventure, but we were glad we weren't
dragging an increasingly sick husband/father along with us at this point.
We finally found the Avis desk and finished the car paperwork with no problem.
The clerks at Hertz and Avis were among the few service personnel we encountered
in Spain who DID consistently speak English. While Amber and I were prepared
to muddle through in Spanish, it was always a relief to be able to handle
things like this in a familiar language. Amusingly enough, when we walked
back through the security station to the garage to pick up our car, the
guard was nowhere to be seen. After all that high-security foofaraw on
the way in, he apparently just walked away from his station whenever he
needed a break! |
Called Steve and Sarah, the villa managers in Frigiliana, for directions.
It was only about 50 kilometers from Malaga to Frigiliana, but it took
an hour because of the nasty congestion on the freeway around Malaga. (Later
in the week, we would run into similar 10-km-long traffic jams around Malaga
at completely different times of day on our trip to Gibraltar). It was
also getting dark and starting to rain a little, which put a damper on
what had been a perfectly pleasant day up to that point. By the time we
got to Frigiliana I was exhausted (I was still doing all the driving) and
seriously spacey from low blood sugar (remember, we had nothing to eat
all day except half a sandwich each), and Richard was really sick. Sarah
negotiated our car up a "street" that looked more like a 45-degree sidewalk,
but we still had to haul our luggage up a lot of steps and over a
rocky little path to get to the villa. Richard collapsed on a bed
when we got to the villa, leaving me and Amber to get the car back down
to the bottom of the hill, buy some groceries before the stores closed
for the rest of the weekend (nothing open on Sundays), and then hike all
the way back up. For a while this seemed like an insurmountable task, until
we stopped at the first store we saw and bought a giant Nestle's chocolate
almond bar. This restored me amazingly. Not enough, however, for me
to remember any of my shaky Spanish. I did okay in Spanish most of the
time, but when I was tired I couldn't remember a word. Fortunately, Amber
was able to manage the shopping, and proceeded to whip up a nice little
supper of eggs and potatoes when we finally got back to the villa. It was
really nice to see our wonderful, capable daughter taking care of her tired
old parents so competently. |