My Chelsea 11:17
scripts! |
Chelsea 11:17 was a
very casual
theatrical group at Carleton College for about ten years. Every
Friday
the participants convened at Nourse Little Theater. Those who had
written scripts for the week brought them; brief descriptions of the
parts
were read to the audience by the facilitators, known as Chelsea Elves,
and distributed arbitrarily to volunteers. The scripts were then
performed without memorization or rehearsal.
Chelsea was blessed with many different traditions over the years. It began as a forum for theater students who wanted to air their ideas without going to all the trouble of directing a play, and evolved in time along with its constituency. It ended due to dwindling participation during the 2002-03 school year, the year after I graduated. Rest in peace, Chelsea 11:17. Although I was never an Elf,
I was one of the most active participants during my junior and senior
years. I wrote a total of 42 scripts, reproduced below
in chronological order. (Scripts are added gradually as I feel like
it.) |
How to get a Single When Your Letter is Up Corridor Science The Second-to-Last Unicorn Ideal Ingredients One Thousand Lives Quandaries Unplugged: The Pair 'o Box Paradox Lemony Goodness Quandaries Unplugged: The Unexpected, Hyperaccelerated, Radio-Locking, Lateral-Jointed, Vanadium-Toothed Plasma Hippopotamus The Crumbling Castle, part 1 The Crumbling Castle, part 2 The Crumbling Castle, part 3 The Crumbling Castle, part 4 The Crumbling Castle, part 5 The Crumbling Castle, part 6 For Lack of a Higher Purpose Quandaries Unplugged: The Round, Square $0 Jackpot The Crumbling Castle, part 7 The Crumbling Castle, part 8 The Fowlest Play A Different Flavor of Torture The Crumbling Castle, part 9 The Crumbling Castle, part 10 Hall of Justice The Crumbling Castle, part 11 The Crumbling Castle, part 12 The Quick Red Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Black Checker The Quick Red Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Black Checker (Lenny Dee version) Rodents on the Road, part 1 The Crumbling Castle, part 13 What the Hell is this Play? part 5.5 Rodents on the Road, part 2 The Crumbling Castle, part 14 A Chelsea Revelation Quandaries Unplugged: The Comps Episode A Simple Question The Crumbling Castle, part 15 Champion of Prostitutes Cosmic Bowling Alley The Crumbling Castle, part 16 Pseudo-haiku Life and Death in the Jungle The Crumbling Castle, part 17 SPECIAL NEVER-PERFORMED BONUS SCRIPT: Anthropology 241: Guiding Principles of Pommit Society |